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Re-stress for Success encourages slackers to study

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist Finals week is approaching and for some of you, it can be the difference between barely squeaking by and failing miserably. Now is the time to get the engines running again for the home stretch. To those remarkable scholars who have been nothing short of diligent......

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The attack of the pups: LoGrasso fails to help puppies with anxiety disorders

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2015

December 10, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist College life is hard enough as a human. But can you imagine going through it as a dog? It’s not easy. First of all, puppies have to deal being ridiculed for the fact that they have to urinate and defecate outdoors for the entire world......

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Fetty Wap to be featured in Mortal Kombat X

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 3, 2015

December 3, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Staff Lampoonist Get ready to leave the trap queens behind and face the enemy. Fetty Wap has been announced as the next featured kombatant in “Mortal Kombat X,” according to NetherRealm Studios. The video game studio has had its eye on making Fetty Wap a featured kombatant......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 3, 2015August 15, 2019

December 3, 2015August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist Capricorn Time to let loose, Capricorn. You have become tense because of your unwillingness to try something new. This week, relieve your stress by using your nondominant hand. Aquarius Rebellion is in your nature, Aquarius. Try using the other hand during alone time. Pisces......

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1963 Lincoln Continental for sale

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 3, 2015

December 3, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist This week, an ad for a used car went up in The Leader classified section. On paper, the car seemed reliable and strong, but we had questions about the used 1963 Lincoln Continental. “It still runs real well,” said salesman Amy Reika. “There’s almost no......

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This. Is. Target. Target more prepared than Walmart for Black Friday shoppers

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 3, 2015

December 3, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutes CHARLES PRITCHARD Staff Writer Thanksgiving has come and gone, leaving Christmas around the corner. And in its wake, it leaves a feeling of giving and generosity that echoes within us all. This can only mean one thing: Grandma and Grandpa are out getting trampled underfoot by the horde......

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Web exclusive: Će JJR to play at Sunny’s for Battle of the New Bands win

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 23, 2015

November 23, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutes PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist After the cancellation of FREDFest last year, many things have changed. Most notably, fewer propane tanks are flung through LoGrasso windows, fewer students are peeing in water fountains, and Fredonia students participate in less general tomfoolery. Another thing that has changed is the prize......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 23, 2015August 15, 2019

November 23, 2015August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Capricorn Feeling extra salty today? The Starbucks cups got you all riled up? Go find some sugar and sprinkle it all over yourself to counteract your salty ways. Then, put some in your coffee and shut up. Aquarius No one likes to be......

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Web exclusive Star Wars: The Anti-White Menance

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 23, 2015

November 23, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesWHAT THE HECK AM I ABOUT TO READ: In response to the wild accusations that “Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens” is “anti-white,” here is an argument and a counter argument that show just how insane that claim is. STU PADIDDY Certified Racist White America this week......

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Authors that ‘Six Characters’ wouldn’t search for

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 18, 2015

November 18, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist With “Six Characters in Search of an Author” coming to a close this past weekend, the Lampoon wondered what kind of author the six characters wouldn’t want. So, a list has been compiled, consisting of writers — including novelists — playwrights and screenwriters, that these......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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Re-stress for Success encourages slackers to study

The attack of the pups: LoGrasso fails to help puppies with anxiety disorders

Fetty Wap to be featured in Mortal Kombat X

Horoscopes

1963 Lincoln Continental for sale

This. Is. Target. Target more prepared than Walmart for Black Friday shoppers

Web exclusive: Će JJR to play at Sunny’s for Battle of the New Bands win

Horoscopes

Web exclusive Star Wars: The Anti-White Menance

Authors that ‘Six Characters’ wouldn’t search for