June 13, 2026
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: The signs as back to school things

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteALYSSA BUMP Editor in Chief Which back to school thing are you based on your astrological sign? Aries: Post-It notes for your so-called to-do lists. Taurus: A green apple smelly pencil that loses its scent in 24 hours. You disgust me. Gemini: A Jansport backpack to hide all of your......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey, incoming students! You’re here because you’re pretty cool. So, I’m making this Scallion article JUST for you (not because Matt asked me to). Welcome to Horoscopes!  Aries: McEwen Hall, because everyone loves your reliability. <3 Taurus: Grissom Hall, because you’re loveable at first, but then people......
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Elon Musk does stupid crap so regularly, we’ve made a MadLibs-style article to cover him

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUMScallion Editor Elon Musk is not new to criticism. In his time as a public figure and the wealthiest person on the face of the planet, he has regularly made waves in the media by not realizing the responsibility he has as a public figure and the wealthiest person......
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Megan’s Movie Corner: Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag  Welcome to Megan’s Movie Corner. In this article, and hopefully other articles, I’m going to describe to you a movie that hasn’t been released yet based on the trailer or trailers that have been released.  In today’s article I’m going to describe to you the movie......
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[SATIRE] Hillary Clinton inspires wave of theatrical inspiration

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag  Fans of the iconic feminist and political leader Hillary Rodham Clinton may be surprised that she can add a new title… Theater super-star! After conceding the 2016 election, there were rumors floating around that she had been taking acting classes in her free time. Well, not......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes as random stuff happening in the news right now

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This is the signs as all the random stuff happening in the news right now! Aries: Casual wildfires happening Taurus: Going back and forth between freezing weather and almost 80 degrees Gemini: Lorde shushing the audience because she wants to have the solo Cancer: The Met Gala......
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